Barbwire Rain: sounds scary right? if it rained, you would be totalllly scared of me and would hide indoors, right?
Death Blade: (for those of you who watch brooklyn 99, we are now best friends, and yes, i stole that name from the chopper episode. busted.) what name could be scarier than death blade?
Hiesenburg: hahaha just kidding. (don't spoil any breaking bad things for me, i'm only on season 3!)
Lakisha: i used to be a performer and once played a narrator in little shop of horrors. if you have seen the show, you know that the narrator role is written for black actors. well this girl ain't black by no means. so to get into character to act like a girl from the 'hood instead of a girl from the smallest town in the smallest corner of Utah 1 mile from arizona where we had no diversity at all, we all picked black person names. lakisha was mine. totally not a gangster name, just had to throw that in.
Iron Fist: too predictable? kind of sounds like a MMA fighter, doesn't it? feel like i've heard it a million times before. not good. next.
Black Dagger: this is my favorite. makes me shiver in my boots. scaaary!! doesn't this make you want to run away in fear if i said in a menacing voice "hi. i'm black dagger." i would run. for. sure.