with unemployment going nowhere anytime soon, juliette suggested that i write about jobs i would hate doing. there sure are a lot of them but i thought i would stick to 5. i think it is just as important to know what you don't want to do as to know what you do want to do.
mailman sounds really boring. and i guess you have to take a really hard test to become one. which is strange to me that the test is so hard? but just going from house to house and getting in and out of your little mailman box sounds exhausting and tedious. but go mailmans of the world! and mailwomen! we need you!
anything to do with the outdoors it is pretty well known that i don't like the outdoors, so it is pretty easy to assume that i would not like doing anything with the outdoors. that would be an absolute nightmare. i like parks, the ocean, and that is it. that is the only nature i like.
anything to do with animals i'm not a huge animal fan. i like big dogs, penguins, dolphins, hedgehogs, bunnies, and that is all. horses are cool. but i wouldn't like to spend my day working with them or taking care of them. like if i was a worker at an aquarium and had to feed them dead fish. uggghh that makes me shiver in disgust. i would not like that.
social worker it would be really hard for me to watch families break apart and see bad mothers and fathers and deal with putting them in foster homes, sometimes bad foster homes. i don't think my heart could handle that. i think i would just be depressed all the time.
medical office receptionist i imagine that job would include people calling to yell at me because they realllllly need to see the doctor because they are really sick and there are no openings and i can't get them in. i would feel so bad for them. and also, we've all done it, been waiting for our doctor for like a half hour and then you get annoyed and ask the receptionist what is going on and she says "oh he is running late today" that would be hard to deal with. and i imagine there are patients who are really really b****chy and that would just be exhausting to deal with that all the time.